Q: How much do you charge for a writing project?
A: It depends on how much time it takes me to research and write it.
Tell me what you want and when you need it, and I will give you a
quote. If I tell people how much I charge per hour, they think I am
rich and want to borrow my bike.
Q: When did your hair start to go gray?
A: When I was 27 and a half.
Q: How long have you been writing?
A: Since First Grade.
Q: How many children do you have?
A: Two-legged or four?
Q: What else have you done for a living?
A: I have made a living as a: Youth worker, child care counselor, actor, bartender, house framer, teacher’s assistant, school trustee, instructor, gas jockey, flag person, farm labourer, sales person, event designer, editor, publisher, magazine coordinator, and I have logged over 10,000 volunteer hours in the last 40 years. They didn't diagnose ADD back then.
Q: Where do you live? A: A small town in Alberta where it is safe to walk alone at night as long as you don't fall into a pothole.
If there is anything else you would like to know about me or my writing service, please contact me and I would be happy to answer your questions. If I can’t, my mom will.